You've visited Whipsnade, You've visited Chester

Now visit the finest little zoo in England...

THE GEORGE, Buxton

Sadly Now Closed And Sorely Missed By All

Attractions include

THE DOOLALLY TAP ROOM

• Marvel as new life forms emerge from its primordial swamp-like conditions
• See them evolve their own, chemically-enhanced, world
• Struggle to understand the primitive communication system of its inhabitants, a series of yelps, shouts, gibbering, grunts and whistles with a heavy leavening of basic Anglo-Saxon
• Be astonished at their capacity for exotic weeds
• Come at feeding time and see if one of them can be tempted to try some home-made Paganini

DEATH ROW

See our renowned collection of strange creatures that many thought had died out years ago.

(Please Note, the lack of any apparent movement for long periods of time is characteristic of many of the creatures in this viewing area)

• The unreal, self-oiling, Stool Vulture (Bullshitea greezee)
• The lumbering Grantham Gorilla (Grouchus grouchus)
• The fabled Wrinkled Cornubian (Piskey pistas) who survives solely on a diet of fermented apple juice
• The awesome Greater Speed Camera Killer (Architectus rotunda)
• The Grey Bearded Bard (Poetum crapus)